Total Medals Earned: 3,222 (From 480 different games.) Total Medal Score: 62,555 Points
Medals Earned: 1/9 (5/405 points)
Finish the Tutorial
Defeat the Wicked Obstacle Course!
Fall a long time for your ancestors
Slide a HELLA long time!
Save yourself from falling ten times
Earn all Platinums on Easy
Meet all the previous contestants
Earn all Platinums on Medium
Earn all Platinums on Hard
Medals Earned: 2/5 (35/190 points)
Score 5,000 points in one game.
Score 10,000 points in one game.
Score 20,000 points in one game.
Score 30,000 points in one game.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 5/5 (120/120 points)
Bad Girl
Remember For Future
Saboteur
Vet
Escape
Medals Earned: 4/5 (135/145 points)
Defeat the first boss
You've got great fashion sense
Defeat the fifth boss
Defeat the ninth boss
ONE MILLION (cumulative)
Medals Earned: 6/12 (35/225 points)
Collect double score bonus
Die first time
Earn 300 points
Earn 100 points
Earn 250 points
Earn 1000 points
Collect bullet-destroy bonus
Earn 500 points
Earn 4000 points
Earn 3000 points
Earn 2000 points
Earn 5000 points
Medals Earned: 9/11 (80/230 points)
Defeat the first boss.
Kill the fourth boss.
Defeat the second boss.
Kill at least 100 enemies in a single game.
Submit your score and get a 1 star rank.
Kill the final boss.
Kill the third boss.
Kill at least 500 enemies in a single game.
Kill at least 1000 enemies in a single game.
Submit your score and get a 3 star rank.
Submit your score and get a 5 star rank.
Medals Earned: 5/8 (40/215 points)
Play freestyler mode
Learn how to play this game, dammit
Complete levels 1 to 5
Complete levels 11 to 15
Complete levels 6 to 10
Complete levels 16 to 20
Complete levels 21 to 25
Complete all 30 levels to beat the game
Medals Earned: 4/5 (95/195 points)
Embrace all the colours.
Disable the bots to take back your freedom.
Add the final touch.
Interact with everything.
Medals Earned: 3/3 (105/105 points)
Start already!
Beat the game
Win the game a certain amount of score.
Medals Earned: 4/12 (65/225 points)
Screw up in level 5
Do what the title says
Find the troll face
Be faster than the elevator
Manage to trap yourself
Start a rave party
You'll know it when you see it
Grow a mustache
Somehow die in the menu
Jump 100 times in the tutorial level
Find the secret cape
Find the cure for your disease